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This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman 
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph
with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner

I looked away for a couple seconds
to continue shaving and when I looked back, 
she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily,but she scared
me so much I had to put on my seat belt and
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out 
the car using my knees against the steering 
wheel it knocked my Cell Phone away from 
my ear which fell into my coffee which was 
between my legs, splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
important call. 

Damn women drivers!


Me give up? NEVER!

In memory of our friend, gone but NEVER forgotten!

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