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New Ford Truck!



I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. 
I returned to the dealer because I couldn't get the radio to work. 
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. 

"Nelson" the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he replied and "On The Road Again" miraculously came from the speakers. 

Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. 

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs. 

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck. But I swerved just in time to avoid colliding with him. 

I instinctively yelled out "Ass Hole!"
Immediately the radio responded with "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States."

Dang I love this truck . . .


Me give up? NEVER!

In memory of our friend, gone but NEVER forgotten!


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hahahahaha !!!


we'll never forget you little brother

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