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A guy gets convicted of his 8th DUI, at his sentencing the judge gives him the option of 2 years in jail or he can take his chances with three rooms out behind the court house. The man ask the judge if he can tell him whats in the three rooms. The judge explains that the 1st room has a 5th of Jack Daniels and he must drink it non stop, the 2nd room contains a lion with a bad tooth and he must pull the tooth, the 3rd room contains a 600 lb woman who cant be pleasured and he must pleasure her. The judge gives him some time to think about it as he takes the next case. He then calls the defendant back to the stand and ask if he has made a decision? The man replies that he will chance the three rooms. The judge tells the bailiff to take the man out back and observe him. He goes into the first room and downs the bottle of jack, he comes out and the bailiff prepares him for the next room. He enters the room and you hear the most awful screams come from the room, after awhile the man emerges from the room, he is mauled from head to toe and falling all over the place. He looks at the bailiff and says ok bud where's the broad with the bad tooth?



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