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Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of dog food at WalMart for my dogs.

I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that No, I didn't have a dog - that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time.
On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, She asked : "Did you end up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned you?"

I said: No, not at all; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick myself and a car hit me.

The guy behind her was laughing so hard, I thought he was going to have a heart attack!

WALMART won't let me shop there anymore.


Me give up? NEVER!

In memory of our friend, gone but NEVER forgotten!


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That's funny, I gotta try that at work.




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Yeah maybe they will tell you to stay home lol.



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88ss408 wrote:

Yeah maybe they will tell you to stay home lol.

  or maybe they will let you be so you can get yer day done and over............................BEAR  ps good joke


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